Jeff Foxworthy Just STUNNED Every Muslim In The World And I Can’t Stop Laughing!

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the world’s biggest comedians, it seems to be that he is also an open and opinionated conservative. It isn’t confirmed that he’s the one that wrote this, but we have our reasons to think he did. It might be a little politically incorrect, but that why is much more awesome:

“You might be a radical Muslim” If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a radical Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You might be a radical Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, You might be a radical Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a radical Muslim

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against, You might be a radical Muslim

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a radical Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a radical Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You might be a radical Muslim

If your cousin was president of the United States for eight years, You might be a radical Muslim

If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You might be a radical Muslim

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